In my never ending quest to bring you more of me, I’ve decided to give away some more books.
I’ll wait while you catch your breath.
Okay, here’s the deal this time: you don’t have to like me or anything else. You just have to write a little bit. Or a lot a bit. Whichever you prefer.
If you’ve read any of the three Noah books – KILLER SWELL, WICKED BREAK or LIQUID SMOKE – go over to Amazon and write a short review of one. Or all three. You write a review between now and Sunday evening, you go into the cereal bowl. (Actually, not you. Your NAME goes into the cereal bowl. I don’t want any of you where I eat my Fruity Pebbles.) Write one, your name goes in once. Write one for all three, your name goes in three times. I’ll pick a winner – or maybe WINNERS – on Monday morning and announce it then. Winner gets a signed copy of LIQUID SMOKE for FREE.
But, you say, what if I haven’t read any of your books? Well then I say – what are you waiting for??? GET ON BOARD NOW!!!
But, you say, I am your biggest fan and I’ve actually already read LIQUID SMOKE. I don’t need a free signed copy. What else can you offer me?
Wow. Great question. Okay, here’s what I can offer you: remember how I have an alter-ego named Jeffrey Allen who wrote this hilarious little book called STAY AT HOME DEAD that doesn’t come out until January of 2012? Well, turns out I got a box full of advanced reading copies. I’ll give you a signed copy of one of those.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES???