I used to blog here. It’s been about a year since FO went to blog heaven. So many things are different now. Like…
Then: I had a blog with Lori, Alison, Karen and Neil.
Now: I cut the dead weight. (You can find them over in the side bar.)
Then: I didn’t have a book deal.
Then: I was good looking.
Now: I’m better looking.
Then: I worked from home.
Now: I teach high school students.
Then: I wrote on a crappy computer.
Now: I write on a super badass MacBook Pro.
Then: I was impatient.
Now: WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?
Then: I had a Blackberry which refused to allow me to respond to blog comments on the go and caused me to spew profanity.
Now: I have an iPhone to respond to your comments. I still spew profanity for other reasons.
Then: There were no In-N-Outs in Texas.
Now: There are TWO In-N-Outs in Texas
Then: Life was boring.
Now: I SURVIVED THE RAPTURE!!!
So as you can plainly see, Now clearly owns Then.