If you hadn’t heard, Liquid Smoke comes out on August 1st. Here are ten things you should know about it:
1. It’s a book. With pages and words and stuff. No pictures, though.
3. I wrote it. All by myself.
4. It’s a mystery.
5. People die.
6. It will not make your steaks smell/taste better.
7. Studies show that reading a book makes you 91% sexier.
8. There’s a good chance that this book might make some people angry.
9. Gambling. Death penalty. Immigrant smuggling.
10. The book is filled with money.*
If you don’t order it, you will only have yourself to blame.
*Not every book will be filled with money. In fact, none of them will be filled with money.