In my never ending quest to bring you more of me, I’ve decided to give away some more books.

I’ll wait while you catch your breath.

Okay, here’s the deal this time:  you don’t have to like me or anything else.  You just have to write a little bit.  Or a lot a bit.  Whichever you prefer.

If you’ve read any of the three Noah books – KILLER SWELL, WICKED BREAK or LIQUID SMOKE – go over to Amazon and write a short review of one.  Or all three.  You write a review between now and Sunday evening, you go into the cereal bowl.  (Actually, not you.  Your NAME goes into the cereal bowl.  I don’t want any of you where I eat my Fruity Pebbles.)   Write one, your name goes in once.  Write one for all three, your name goes in three times.  I’ll pick a winner – or maybe WINNERS – on Monday morning and announce it then.  Winner gets a signed copy of LIQUID SMOKE for FREE.

But, you say, what if I haven’t read any of your books?  Well then I say – what are you waiting for???  GET ON BOARD NOW!!!

But, you say, I am your biggest fan and I’ve actually already read LIQUID SMOKE.  I don’t need a free signed copy.  What else can you offer me?

Wow.  Great question.  Okay, here’s what I can offer you:  remember how I have an alter-ego named Jeffrey Allen who wrote this hilarious little book called STAY AT HOME DEAD that doesn’t come out until January of 2012?  Well, turns out I got a box full of advanced reading copies.  I’ll give you a signed copy of one of those.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES???